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Asylum Alphabet

A is for Artemus, who swallowed a fly

B is for Bartholomew, who took out his eye

C is for Clifford, who was covered in cuts

D is for Darren, who ate his own guts

E is for Ernest, he thought glass was edible

F is for Fredrick, who's skin was sheddable

G is for George, who could see troublesome creatures

H is for Henry, who sliced off his features

I is for Ian, who was utterly insane

J is for Jeffrey, who had growths on his brain

K is for Kane, who itched at a rash

L is for Leopold, who unstitched a gash

M is for Monty, who suffered anxiety

N is for Niles, an outcast of society

O is for Oliver, who gnawed off his arms

P is for Patrick, who spoke to his palms

Q is for Quentin, who had schizophrenia

R is for Roderick, who practiced bulimia

S is for Spencer, who had violent fits

T is for Tim, who sewed on some tits

U is for Ulysses, possessed by demon

V is for Victor, who collected his semen

W is for Wallace, locked in a padded cell

X is for Xavier who perceived earth as hell

Y is for Yuri, who had an alter ego

His name was Zorro "buenos dias mi amigos"

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